Conor McGregor Withdraws from Áras Race, Declares He’s Spent Enough Time in Politics — Wants to Return to Punching Stuff
McGregor quits presidential race, citing lack of octagons in politics.
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Budget 2026: Government Promises To Tax Everyone Except The Ones Who Vote Most
Budget 2026: spreadsheets disguised as muggings, exemptions for voters that matter.
Read MorePassengers Mistake Dublin Airport Cap for Dress Code, Arrive in Baseball Hats
Confused passengers wear caps to meet Dublin Airport’s ‘cap’ policy.
Read MoreChina to Impose Tariffs on Chinese Food Globally; Kung Pao Pizza Sparks Diplomatic Incident
Beijing taxes fried rice; Europe fears €48 dumplings.
Read MoreClimate Summit Moved From Maldives to Indoor Ski-Dome Over Concerns About Humidity and Public Whinging
Delegates demand aircon and cocktails, relocate summit to Dubai ski-dome.
Read MoreRyanair Announces Standing-Room Flights; Passengers Can Upgrade to Kneeling for €9.99
Ryanair’s latest money-making scheme: standing tickets with kneeling upgrade.
Read MoreFrench Farmers Protest By Dumping Camembert on Motorways; Drivers Join In Because It’s Delicious
Traffic jam turns cheese tasting as farmers dump Camembert.
Read MoreG7 Agrees To Phase Out Fossil Fuels By 2099, Give Or Take A Century
G7 vows to phase out fossil fuels… sometime this century, maybe.
Read MoreIrish Rail Promises Faster Trains, Immediately Introduces Slower Ones to Lower Expectations
Slowing down trains now, so faster ones feel miraculous later.
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Spotify Introduces ‘Ad-Free Plan’ Where Artists Beg You Personally For €1
No ads, just Bono knocking on your door for spare change.
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