Budget 2026: Government Promises To Tax Everyone Except The Ones Who Vote Most
Budget 2026: spreadsheets disguised as muggings, exemptions for voters that matter.
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China to Impose Tariffs on Chinese Food Globally; Kung Pao Pizza Sparks Diplomatic Incident
Beijing taxes fried rice; Europe fears €48 dumplings.
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Minister Promises To Build 5,000 Homes Out of Lego by 2027
Housing Minister pledges to deliver colourful, click‑together homes via a national kit‑programme — engineers request instructions for page 97.
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