G7 Agrees To Phase Out Fossil Fuels By 2099, Give Or Take A Century
G7 vows to phase out fossil fuels… sometime this century, maybe.
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Budget 2026: Government Promises To Tax Everyone Except The Ones Who Vote Most
Budget 2026: spreadsheets disguised as muggings, exemptions for voters that matter.
Read MoreClimate Summit Moved From Maldives to Indoor Ski-Dome Over Concerns About Humidity and Public Whinging
Delegates demand aircon and cocktails, relocate summit to Dubai ski-dome.
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Putin Blames Migrating Geese for Drones in Polish Airspace, Claims They Followed Leader
Russia blames geese for drones in Polish skies, Poland demands feathers as evidence, NATO promises no ‘migratory forgiveness.’
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