China to Impose Tariffs on Chinese Food Globally; Kung Pao Pizza Sparks Diplomatic Incident
Beijing taxes fried rice; Europe fears €48 dumplings.
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French Farmers Protest By Dumping Camembert on Motorways; Drivers Join In Because It’s Delicious
Traffic jam turns cheese tasting as farmers dump Camembert.
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Spotify Introduces ‘Ad-Free Plan’ Where Artists Beg You Personally For €1
No ads, just Bono knocking on your door for spare change.
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